Control Tower Struck by Lightning
- Chief Editor
- Jan 3, 2018
- 1 min read

Local Kings Hill control tower has been struck by lightning this evening, it has been reported.
A fierce storm has reached the area with winds reaching as high as 88mph.
Residents are concerned about an old guy with white crazy hair who was spotted climbing the tower earlier this evening, whom was apparently conducting a weather experiment.
He was last seen running down Fortune Way shouting “yesssss!!”.
Fears grow as a young lad wearing a life preserver, has possibly gone missing after the tower was struck by lightning at precisely 10:04pm.
Earlier, there was a DeLorean parked in the disabled bay beside the doctors, with a white van containing Libyans screeching around. Windy the PCSO confirmed no reportings on anti social behaviour were made and believes they may have been wheel clampers.
The search continues for the life preserver boy and the DeLorean; Both still missing.
Have you seen anything suspicious?
Please get in touch - any info is useful.
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