Shocking Survey Results for Parents

Parents are shocked with a recent poll across neighbouring Essex, that having your Childs name and DOB tattooed on your body does NOT mean you love them more than those parents who do not ink themselves!

"Nah. Not having it. If I've gone through the pain of the needle with a lifelong reminder of these little shit bags giving me sleepless nights, I surely love them more than you" said Dave from Dagenham.

Furthermore, whilst Kent didn't produce the same tattoo results (Except for Chatham & Gravesend), it was more so the use of social media which was different.

Parents across Kent were more inclined to use pictures of their actual children, as their own social media profile picture in an attempt to show off the superior love for the little ones.

Alas, whilst it does prove slightly weird and confusing when talking to a friend about getting smashed down the Swan, Spitfire, Moo Moo's, or arranging a coffee meet at Costa, or slagging off that special friend, all whilst looking at your god son, it's actually proven that there is no superior love given than those parents who simply use their own true face to identify themselves.

If you're a parent that displays the love of your children via Ink or social media profile pictures, don't worry. You are not alone, and we know you love the little blighters dearly!