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Kings Hill Social Media Group Gets Tough

  • Writer: Chief Editor
    Chief Editor
  • Jan 29, 2018
  • 2 min read

News has been leaked that various social media groups across Kings Hill are setting new, tougher rules as of the 1st February.

"If you want part of it, prove you're a Kings Hillian!" said one local administrator, Rod.


Facebook has added a feature to group administrated pages, to enable Questions to be asked before joining the said group.

BA Baracas, admin on a rival page was asked if she would also be applying the new techniques to the B Teams site? "Eh? I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about - you're blocked!". Ooookay then.

With regards to the Residents page, we asked fellow admin Emu what the questions might be to prove one is in fact a true Kings Hillian. Here is a list of likely questions mixed as straight obvious answers or multiple choice options:-

  • Which company would you use for an Oven Renew?

  • Which company would you use for the supply & fitting of window shutters?

  • If an electrical problem reared its head in your home, who would you call?

  • a) John

  • b) Paul

  • c) George

  • d) Ringo

  • e) Gavin

  • What is a cycle lane for?

  • Cycling in

  • Parking your car

  • Doing the foxtrot in

  • How many Costa Coffee's are there within a 2.7 mile radius

  • 1

  • 2

  • 3

  • If you drive a nice car, are you expected to be

  • Well off and successful enough to justify it

  • Skint as assholes and obviously in debt

  • A lottery winner and couldn't give a flying what anyone thinks.

It's an interesting set of questions, to which some of our news reporters living off the development failed most of the answers on, so it seems this member filtering will reduce admin time dramatically.

Hear Hear and good on the Admin!


 
 
 

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