'Big-Bin Share' comes to West Malling

Ever had the rare occasion of being away for a few days and not having used your bin space to the full capacity, resulting in spare room?

Ever spared a thought for the other poor sods in the same boat that you usually find yourself? Not having enough bin space?

A local entrepreneur has started 'Big-Bin Share'!

Dusty, local resident of West Malling first came up with the idea after returning home one Thursday after a week away. He had spare capacity and only one evening to go until the black bin was collected.

He knocked on his neighbours door to ask if he has spare rubbish and between them managed to complete the maximum loading of both bins.

Neighbourly teamwork!

"I'll have to buy you a beer!" Dusty was told. That's where the idea came from.

Rather than a beer, cold hard cash would be great! So a website and App is set up giving the address of the bin, which colour, and how many cubic ft of space is available to buy. You can buy per cbft using paypal, and dump your overflowing rubbish in someone elses bin.

The fuel and time wasted going to the tip (I mean, Waste Disposal Team's Site) is environmentally in favour of 'Big Bin Share' so it's got the approval of local councillors Roger Redhat and Jennifer Yellow Hat.

"I think it's a fantastic idea" said Roger. "I shall be writing to parliament to express the ideas suggesting for nationalisation."

There is even an additional payment option for Kings Hill residents that use the 'KHS' Crypto Currency. (Kings Hill Shilling)

If you have excess bin waste, can't be bothered to go to the tip, or sat morning bulky waste collection - you now where to come! Big-Bin Share!